Cow and his friends love telling jokes. Some are funny, some are gross, and some are just plain silly. Cow, Horse, Goat, Duck, Chicken, Pig, Big Mouse, Little Mouse, and even Frog and Squirrel keep each other giggling with their farm-inspired puns, knock-knock jokes, and silly quips. And now this feisty group of barnyard friends are sharing their favorite jokes with you. Q: What do you get when you cross an angry goat with a grumpy cow? A: An animal that’s in a baaaaaaaad moooooood. Q: Who is the greatest pig painter? A: Pigcasso. “Knock, knock!” “Who’s there?” “Cows go.” “Cows go who?” “No, silly! Cows go moo.” After you've had a good laugh, learn how to "ham" it up with your own farm-tastic jokes. Record your favorites on the pages provided. Look who's a comedi-hen now!
Cow''s favorite thing to do, besides eat, is tell jokes. Some are funny, some are gross, and some are just plain silly.
He lives on a farm with his barnyard friends, who love to interrupt him with their own jokes. Some of those are funny, too, Cow has to admit. (And some of them are really gross, even for Cow.)
At the end of each day, Cow, Horse, Goat, Duck, Big Mouse, Little Mouse, and even Squirrel are exhausted from laughterand that''s how they know they''ve had a good day.
In Down on the Funny Farm with Cow and Friends, this feisty group of barnyard friends are sharing their favorite jokes with you.
Q: What do you get when you cross an angry goat with a grumpy cow?
A: An animal thats in a baaaaaaaad moooooood.
Q: What is as big as a goat but weighs nothing?
A: His shadow.
Q: Why did the pig lose the race?
A: He pulled a ham string.
Q: Why did the chicken join a band?
A: Because it already had the drumsticks
Take this collection of farm-inspired jokes to your next show-and-tell, sleepover, or birthday party and don''t leave until your friends have all had a good laugh!
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